Because my blog is getting a lot of traffic right now, I feel it’s a good opportunity to link to the online texts of Tolkien’s books for anyone who wants to read or reference them.
Here is the Hobbit
Here is the Fellowship of the Ring
Here is the Two Towers
Here if the Return of the King
Here is the Silmarillion
Here is all 12 volumes of the History of Middle Earth (HoME)
Here is the Children of Húrin
jesus this line to your blog is terribly long and annoying
i marked this broken fan so i could set it in the hallway and one of us would remember to throw it away tomorrow but i immediately got really sad because it makes it look like it absolutely hates itself
you know what upsets me
bunnies have tons of sex
like supposedly always humping right
but does that affect how we look at bunnies?
do we still think bunnies are cute af?
do we want bunnies any less because of their sex habits?
treat people like bunnies ok
this has been a psa
i thought it was about time to lose followers
today a teenage white boy looked me straight in the face, pointed at himself, winked at me, and said “so how about helping papa bear with his math homework?” and i think i was speechless for a total of 10 seconds before telling him i dont associate with people who call themselves papa bear
Edgar Degas - Entrance of the Masked Dancers, 1882.
I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo
LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK
I like how the mustard doesn’t even fucking squirt out. Like wow what a worthless ass ghost.
it’s ghost mustard. obviously you can’t see the ghost mustard it squirts out
yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist